No, I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to that sexy fertilized egg planted in your uterine wall.
- steps deals with a half a year old break up and it's getting fucking old
the person i miss never existed
she’s a concept in my brain
but the real...
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i was cohosting a party fundraiser tonight and took a shift guarding part of someone’s house while it was happening
and the guard...
- grapeson asked:But, if you could get it on with any of your followers, who'd it be?
secretly lotsa people
but ill say edwin, the jareds, you!